Have you ever hooked up with someone for a reason so vague that you can’t even remember it now? If so, we want to hear all about it!
A netizen recently asked, “What’s the worst reason you hooked up with someone?”. Below are the top responses.
We Shared Resemblances
“Late to the game, but had a friend in college who shared a resemblance to me. We’d go to parties and introduce ourselves as brother and sister the whole night, really play the part. Then we’d end each night making out furiously in front of everyone.”
Reverse Wingman
“She was hitting on my friend and he wasn’t down, so he said ‘Save me’. Reverse wingman lol.”
We Had The Same Names
“We both had the same name and thought it would be fun to call out our names in the heat of it”
Hooked Up For Some Revenge
“He cheated on me with his roommate’s girlfriend. So obviously his roommate and I hooked up for some revenge. It was excellent and I regret nothing.”
Needed Some Validation
“I felt unattractive after my ex cheated on me and I needed someone to tell me I wasn’t.”
In Exchange For Discounts
“In exchange for discounts on office supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.”
Because I Was Temporarily Homeless
“Because I was temporarily homeless and it meant I could have a shower and a comfortable bed for the night.”
I Was Emotionally Compromised
“I was emotionally compromised and wanted to use a person that I cared nothing about to make me feel better about a situation that I couldn’t fix.”
After Effects Of Alcohol
“Drunk. In our group of friends, there are a couple of women. One time, I hooked up with one of them. We were both drunk after going out with just the 2 of us. We laughed the morning after and it was a bit awkward. We weren’t even attracted to each other.”
Unlimited Supply Of Coke
“Her brother was a coke dealer. She had an unlimited supply and was very generous with it.”
We Were Bored
“We were bored. This was in the mid 2000’s when smartphones were not a thing yet and people still used CD players and DVDs.
We both had no money or place to go and after doing nothing but talking with each other for 3 days we felt like we knew each other pretty well.
I remember her complaining that ‘there’s nothing to do out here.’ So I jokingly said back ‘Well we could always do each other.’ I was expecting her to punch me. However, instead, she just sighed and said ‘We might as well’.
Before getting up and going inside her grandma’s apartment. At first, I was a little confused and thought she misheard me so I followed. However once I was inside and saw her taking off her shirt I knew she heard me perfectly well.”
To Save Someone Else’s Relationship
“To save someone else’s relationship.
A guy in our friend group (that we only kept around out of pity) was a big fat dude, arrogant, and just not a great person actually met a nice woman that he didn’t deserve. What did the dumbass do?
Invite another girl out with all of us in an attempt to make her jealous (maybe?). Understandably his girlfriend was upset, and because she was such a a nice woman, I jumped on the hand grenade.”
Obligation
“Obligation and a bit of tipiness. Felt bad about saying no to her advances, especially in front of her friends as we were all leaving, so went with it. I’m sure the intimacy was horrible for her too, and then I half-lied about having to catch the last bus that night.
Obviously my idiotic/conceited attempt at making someone feel better made her feel worse when I made a quick run for it after.”
I Felt Pity For Him
“I felt pity for him. This has happened to me twice. I just feel sorry for lonely and insecure men. If they are sweet and nice, I can do it without problem.”
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