Some people are weird to say stupid things in public. It embarrasses them and other people around.
A user asked the forum, “What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard a person say aloud in public?”. Here are the top responses.
CHICKENS
“Chickens are not animals; they lay eggs.”
Said a friend who was trying to explain how she can eat poultry AND be vegan at the same time.”
PIGS
“Pigs don’t have blood.”
My coworker is trying to explain his belief that pigs don’t have a heart, blood, or veins, which is why they’re “white meat”.
THE LITTLE MERMAID
“A friend once asked if “The Little Mermaid” was based on true events.”
LONDON AND THE LANGUAGE
“When I mentioned I was going to London, a coworker asked me what language they spoke there. We are both American. Both were born here. Speaking English.”
BAKING A BREAD – CONVERSATION
“I heard two girls talking about baking when one said she wanted to try baking bread at home, but she didn’t know how to make the crust of the bread. She also said she was thinking about baking the crust only because she liked it more than the rest of the bread. She truly thought that the crust was made separately.’
BLACK FRIDAY
“Coworker at my old job while we were setting up for Black Friday – “It’s pretty crazy that Black Friday actually falls on a Friday this year.”
MEXICO AND AMERICA
“Shortly after 9/11, my wife and I were in the UK. On the way home, the customs officer at the airport was dead serious.
Officer: Are you a US citizen?
Wife: Yes.
Officer: It says here you were born in New Mexico. So, when did you become a US Citizen?
Wife: At birth. New Mexico is in the US.
Officer: No, it isn’t. It’s in Mexico. That’s why it has Mexico in the name.”
SILKS
“Silk plants are great; you don’t have to water them as often.”
A PEACOCK
“I was at a theme park, and there was a peacock roaming around. A girl says, “OMG! What is that?” Her boyfriend responds, “What are you, stupid? It’s a flamingo.”
DEER AND A GOOSE
“I was in Mt Tremblant years back with a bunch of tourists. A deer crossed the road, and some lady screamed out, totally seriously, “That’s a goose!!!” Everyone looked at each other like, really, girl?”
PAPER MAP
“Woman holding a foldout paper map of the tourist attraction she was visiting, speaking to a woman at an information kiosk… She says: “Well, I don’t understand why there’s no arrow to tell you where you are!”
Referring to the paper map. That she was holding in her hand. Designed for people to find their way as they travel around the park.”
ITALY IN EUROPE
“I’ve probably heard worse at some point, but I remember sitting in a Starbucks on campus, and this girl was telling this guy about her trip to Italy, and at one point, the guy goes, “So where do you want to go next?” and she says “I’ve never been to Europe before so hopefully that.”
15-PIECE BUCKET KFC CHICKEN
“I was in line at a KFC when the guy in front of me asked, How many pieces of chicken are in a 15-piece bucket.”
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