We all have things that we’ve learned over the years, but some things are more useless than others. A user asked the forum, “What is the most useless thing you still have memorized?”

Here are some responses he got!

HIGH SCHOOL BIRTHDAY

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“My friends from high school birthdays. It’s annoying. I look at the calendar, and I’m like, oh, today it’s his/her birthday. And I haven’t spoken to these people for years now.”

OLD PHONE NUMBER

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“57745 was our phone number when I was six years old in 1948.”

KNOWING A FEW DIGITS OF PI

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“As an engineer, knowing a few digits of PI is helpful, but knowing 103 is certifiably useless.”

WAVED BACK AT SOMEONE

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“I waved back at someone who waved at someone else when I was 8. I am 29 now, and it still haunts me.”

LYRICS TO THE NUMA NUMA SONG

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“The lyrics to the “Numa Numa” song from old YouTube. I don’t speak a single word of that language.”

MATHEMATICS EQUATIONS

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“X equals negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac all over 2a.”

PREAMBLE FOR THE CONSTITUTION

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“In 5th grade, we could memorize the Gettysburg Address and the Preamble for the Constitution for extra credit. Those will never leave my brain.

I can even sing the Preamble because I watched the School House Rock video many times to get it right. It’s been 25 years.”

THE MITOCHONDRIA

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“The Mitochondria is the POWERHOUSE of the cell.”

WORKING WINDOWS 95 SERIAL NUMBER

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“I worked at Best Buy in the 90s. I was a computer tech before the days of Geek Squad. We had to set up countless computers to be taken home, plugged in, and “just work.” A working Windows 95 serial number is 12496-oem-0011273-<pick any five digits>.

It’s been 25+ years since I needed that bit of information. I don’t know why I haven’t forgotten it.”

SERIAL NUMBER FOR MY SERVICE WEAPON

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“Serial number for my service weapon during basic. I haven’t been in the army in 10 years. I only had that rifle in my care for two months; I do zero need to remember 13AA17956.”

THE ENTIRETY OF HAMILTON

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“Almost the entirety of Hamilton. However, it did come in handy when I had a medical test that required me to be completely still and silent for 1.5 hours. Got through The Ten Duel Commandments.”

STUDENT NUMBER FROM UNIVERSITY

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“My student number from university. Eight years and still in my head.”

GIRL SCOUT LAW IN SWEDISH

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“The Girl Scout Law, in Swedish. I am American. I do not speak Swedish. It was something we did to earn a badge, I guess? The kicker is, I do not know the English version.”

MEMORIZED MY DRIVER’S LICENSE

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“I memorized my driver’s license number when I first got it. I thought at the time if I didn’t have it on me and a cop asked for it that, knowing the number would help out the situation. Silly me…”

THE FIRST 6 MUGHAL EMPERORS

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“Babur, Humanyun, Akbar, Jehangir, Sha Jahan and Aurengzeb. The first 6 Mughal emperors.

I used those names to gauge if I was too drunk and needed to go home. If I couldn’t name them, I was too drunk. Go home.”

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