Some people are weird and say unbelievable things to us. It will confuse us; sometimes, those people make us believe everything they say.
A user asked the forum, “What’s the most unbelievable thing you’ve ever heard someone say?” Here are some crazy responses.
BUTTER ISN’T DAIRY
“I once heard somebody say butter isn’t dairy, and they were so confident in their answer. It took them so long to realize what they said, but do you want to know the worst part? It was me.”
JOHN THE BAPTIST IS BURIED IN PENNSYLVANIA
“Co-worker claimed John the Baptist is buried in Pennsylvania.”
LITTER BOXES
“I know someone who believed that litter boxes were in (Australian) schools for kids who identified as cats. I consider this person a major skeptic, but they swore it’s true after hearing it from someone they knew.”
TELEPATHY WITH ALIENS
“One guy I know (dated a former friend) tried to tell me that he was friends with military guys who showed him how to do telepathy with aliens.”
BLOOD IS NATURALLY BLUE
“When we first moved to Texas, the 6th-grade physical education coach insisted that blood is naturally blue until the air turns red.”
DOGS DIDN’T EVOLVE FROM WOLVES
“Dogs didn’t evolve from wolves. Man made them. My cousin was in her 30s when she delivered that one.”
SPACE WAS RADIOACTIVE
“An old roommate once was convinced that the moon was self-lit, and space was radioactive.”
POSTED A PICTURE OF MONA LISA
“A ‘friend’ of mine posted a photo picture of the Mona Lisa and Leonardo Da Vinci as if it were real.”
BEARS
“A person once said bears live only in the mountains.”
THEY RAN OUT OF FUEL BEFORE THEY LAND
“A teacher once told us that some guy at National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) used to measure out the fuel for the shuttle’s spaceflights instead of topping the tanks off. When re-entering, they would run out of fuel before they landed. It was all hush-hush. He did this a few times before he was let go.”
HE IS JESUS CHRIST
“My oldest brother is telling me that he’s Jesus Christ (reincarnated). He has a mental illness and is a nice guy but very paranoid.”
COULDN’T CLOSE HIS MOUTH
“The best lie I heard was from an old biker who said he yawned one morning and could not close his mouth to town due to the speed he was going.”
MATRIX WAS REAL
“I went to high school with a guy that believed the Matrix was real, that we were all inside it, and there was no reason to follow social guidelines because everything was fake.”
MASTERED GUITAR IN 6 MONTHS
“I decided to take up another instrument because I’ve mastered the guitar in 6 months.”
LOBSTERS
“I was once asked if the lobsters in the live lobster tank at work were cooked. She was old enough to be my mom (I’m in my early 30s).”
GLOBAL WARMING
“I heard a random woman on the bus saying global warming was happening because the astronauts were messing up with the sky too much.”
WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU 100 TIMES
“My teacher said, ‘Even If you ask me a question 100 times, I’ll explain it to you.'”
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