A user asked the forum, “What is the most creative insult you’ve ever heard?”
UGLY FACE
“Your face looks like something I’d draw with my left hand.”
IDIOT
“You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?”
USELESS
“An employee of mine told me that I was the raisin in his day’s chocolate chip cookie.”
SPICE AND FLOUR
“I’ve always enjoyed ‘If she were a spice, she’d be flour.’”
DON’T WANT YOU IN LIFE
“I envy people who don’t know you.”
NOT KNOWLEDGEABLE
“Knowledge has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.”
NOT LIKING THE PERSON
“My husband, jokingly, said I was his ticket into heaven. I’ll admit it took me a minute to figure out he insulted me.”
DRUM SET OF ANNE FRANK INSULT
“You’re about as useful as Anne Frank’s drum set.
I overheard this at the store some time ago, and I’m still in awe of how that guy (seemingly) put that one together.”
ROCK IN MY SHOE
“One time, a third grader who was very annoyed with me told me, ‘You’re a rock in my shoe,’ and I’ve never forgotten that.”
PERSONALITY
“I hope your day is as lovely as your personality.”
LOOKS
“You are smarter than you look.”
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
“You’re not being the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be.”
STUPIDITY
“If your brain was in a bird, it would fly backward.”
LOOKING LIKE A VOLDEMORT LETHARGIC GRANDSON
“A lady on Facebook once told me I look like Voldemort’s lethargic grandson. I was too in awe to be offended.”
BEING SLOW
“Helen Keller could probably find Waldo faster than you.”
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