Amidst the ever-changing landscape of courtship, one element endures: the enduring charm of the pick-up line. Whether they elicit a groan or a secret chuckle, pick-up lines have etched their place in the arsenal of many an aspiring Romeo.
A netizen recently asked, “What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard?” The responses surely made us fall for it!
Cute One
“When I was teaching kindergarten, one of my students (who knew I love video games) dropped this one on me: You’re pretty. You should come to my house after school and we can play Little Big Planet. My mom makes great snacks.”
His mom and I had a good laugh about it at pick-up time.”
Sleep With Me Tonight
“This girl I used to work with and I went to a bar after work, and we’re having fun, and she leans over to tell me a joke. And she says: 3 boy mice and a girl mouse were all stuck in a room with no doors and no windows. One of the boy mice asked the girl mouse how to get out, and she said “Sleep with me tonight, and I’ll tell you in the morning.”
The next day he is gone. The 2nd boy mouse asks the girl mouse how he got out, and she says, “Sleep with me tonight, and I’ll tell you in the morning”.The next day, he’s gone too.
So now the girl is telling me this joke says to me. “Do you want to know how the last mouse gets out of the box?” And I say “yes”. And she says, “Sleep with ME tonight, and I’ll tell you in the morning.” All this while staring me in the eyes and smiling.
I said, “Check, please bartender! I forgot to ask her in the morning, but that was the best pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
The Tequila Move
“A woman once told me “every time I drink tequila I wind up sleeping with someone” and then proceeded to take a shot of tequila while holding eye contact with me.”
The Smokey One Liner
“A million years ago, when you could smoke inside, a guy approached me at a diner and asked, “Are you left-handed?”
Me: “No, why?”
Him: “I noticed you smoke with your left hand and you have a spectacular back.” Caught me so off guard, and I was amused.”
The Glassy Gem
“A regular at a bar I worked at dropped this gem on a girl. “I’d buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.”
I groaned so loud she laughed at me and walked away from him.”
The Savage Kid
“I was at my friend’s house, and his 5-year-old brother grabbed one of our friends by the hand and asked if he could play her a song on his guitar. She said yes, he picked up his guitar but stopped just before strumming it, thought for about 30 seconds and said “I don’t know any songs for princesses.”
That little kid had way more game than 19-year-old me had.”
Free Condoms, Anyone?
“Once was at a festival where an org was giving out free condoms at a booth. One of the ladies was talking to a guy and a girl saying “These are free by the way, take as many as you want… oh but we don’t have unlimited stock so please don’t take more than you need”.
The girl picks up a condom, turns to the guy, and says, “Wanna share?”.”
Simple, Sweet, And Snowy
“It was the first snowfall of the season. The person and I were walking around campus together – we were friends who were heading out to grab a snack in between classes. We were quietly walking when the person suddenly said to me: “The snow looks beautiful today.” In my native language, my name means snow/frost/ice. It turned out they were hitting on me, and I didn’t realize it until later.”
When He Picked Her Up, LITERALLY
“On Halloween, a buddy of mine was dressed as a Viking. He asked a girl if she wanted to hear his Viking pickup line. She said yeah. So he literally picked her up and threw her over his shoulder and said he was taking her back to the boat. They dated for almost a year.”
When The Waitress Got Flattered
“Went to a restaurant where a girl I knew from high school was our waitress.
Me: What time do you get off?
Her: Around 5 or so
Me: Want to get off again after that?
To my amazement, it actually worked.”
Angry Bird Or Kazooie? Who Cares
“At a college Halloween party, I was dressed up as Kazooie (although everyone assumed I was an angry bird) and I walked up to a woman dressed up as a golfer and told her that she could score a birdie tonight.”
Can You Set My Tie
“Best one that worked for me was “Is my tie straight?” In every case, the woman I was talking to would look it over, make a microscopic adjustment, pat it down to ensure it was laying flat, and say something “There. Perfect.” So she has already gotten up close, broken the touch barrier, taken some ownership of my appearance, and has said that the result looks good.
Then I say “I’m meeting someone today.” Curiosity engaged, she asks “Who?” I say “Hopefully, you. That always got a smile. Didn’t always work, but worked better than anything else I ever tried.”
Anatomy and Chemistry
“We were just joking around over text about some of our classes and she goes, “personally my favorite is anatomy. I’d let you help me study later if you want. I replied, “I’d offer to help you with chemistry but I think we’ve already got that one figured out.” I think we stunned each other into silence.”
Sarah-nade You
“When I met my now wife, I had a few beers at the time and saw her name was Sarah, I told her “you know! If you give me a chance I can Sarah-nade you!” That was 5 years ago and we’re expecting a child in a few weeks so I think that’s was my best pick up line ever.”
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This article was originally published on Mrs. Daaku Studio.